All of us have a troll buried deep inside. Some think they don’t have it, others know they have it but don’t know how to control it, and a few others embrace it.
― Dr. Sigmund Troll, “I’m here for you” speech to the Terminal Support Group
of the Massachusetts Institute of Trolling, Feb/2256
Dr. Sigmund Troll is here to help you out on your troll-related problems. Some of the services offered by him are:
- Helping you find the troll buried deep inside your heart and bring it out to the world.
- Teaching you how to channel your depression, anxiety and other mind/heart problems through your inner troll.
- Giving you the tools to control it.
Now, if you’re too lazy to learn or you simply need a troll hitman of sorts, you can also rely on the Doc if you need to:
- Control and enslave trolls present on your social networks, forums or websites.
- Provide inflammatory contents on your posts on your enemies’ social networks, forums or websites (without falling into false accusations, harassment or anti-ethical behaviors).
- Bring some benign trolling to some place with sharp comments and memes (without crossing the limits of Article 13 in the UK).
These -and more- services can be provided by a small rate! Just ask in the discussions tab and the Doc’s assistant will gladly enlighten you.